Time-traveling for tacos
Posted by marshall Sun, 24 May 2009 20:58:00 GMT
Initially, I didn't believe that the new hourglass marshmallows in Lucky Charms would actually make it possible to control time. Day after day, I ate a bowl of the cereal, hoping to suddenly find myself able to change the course of history without having to invent my own flux capacitor or fly through a black hole, yet nothing happened.
But today was different. Today I was wearing my three-wolf moon shirt, and as I poured some Tuscan Whole Milk (1 gallon, 128 fl oz) over the cereal, I suddenly found myself able to travel through time to whenever I wanted. So I went back to yesterday and got a free taco.
Seriously? I hope that you received a proportionally equal amount of grief from your friend and mine Dr. A~ for posting this as I did over that rick-roll incident.